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grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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falloutboyonboy:

benepla:

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people are going to fucking buy this with their fucking mone y its a hat on an uglier hat

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IRONY INTENSIFIES

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axmuffins:

221cbakerstreet:

measuringinlove:

Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.

this is the best movie for so many reasons

I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha

(Source: weasleyfireworks, via lordofdeduction)

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